I am a good....!

I am a Hindu?

If I am good, I’m a good Hindu...!

If I am bad, I’m not a Hindu...?!

To make it secular...,

I am a Muslim?

If I am good, I’m a good Muslim...!

If I am bad, I’m not a Muslim...?!

To make it more secular...,

I am a Christian?

If I am good, I’m a good Christian...!

If I am bad, I’m not a Christian...?!

To make it further more secular...,

I am a -----?

If I am good, I’m a good -----!

If I am bad, I’m not a -----?!

To sum up logically,

Being a Hindu, a Muslim, a Christian, or a ----

Can never make me good!

Instead, if I am good

I can be .....any!